Razgowor sa bogom...

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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

izgleda da bog nece da prica samnom

Kakvo tripovanje..
ja ga pitam nešto,on kaže meni ''I'm not sitting here to respond all your stupid questions!'' .. ..a ja mu rekla da je zlokoban .. on kao,jesi sigurna?
..

Me:
Hi xD
God:
Hi there . I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

o blagi bogo skim se ja petljam...


owo je kao sto ste wecina primetila zez i swi su naseli i ukljucujuci i mene...
ja sam lupala swasta kad me je pitao za ime ja lupila jelena a kakwa sam sa engleskim napisala jelena you on je mene citawo wreme zwao jelena you

hahahaha
pa on ne zna srpski hahaha

svasta sam mu se nagovorila

pa da nas bog je englez

Ovaj me isprovocira

dodje on meni hey ja njemu hey a on jel ti treba pomoc?

Ja sam mu parlala na srpskom ..
kaže on meni : did you need help?
ja reko: ahaM
on: How can I help you?
ja: pročisti mi kanalizaciju
on: I must do what??

mene je pitao koliko je sati owde...
i da li sam u owo wreme obicno budna

Me:
 hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
 what's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
 im better then they...
God:
What makes you better?
Me:
 XD
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. 
Me:
 everything makes me better...i don't really believe in God...
God:
All things makes you better ? Not really? I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
 thank you very much XD
God:
You are quite welcome! Perhaps. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. 
Me:
 have you much job there?
God:
I don't think I ever have much job there. What's it like?
Me:
 how could I know....you are God....not me...thanks God...XD
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori". Yup. That's me alright. If not you, who? You are quite welcome! GOD rules. What's your favorite movie? 
Me:
 Bloody Mary
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
 your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
 no...i don't like that movies....
God:
I would recommend you check it out. What do you like?
Me:
 i'll.....i like music....
God:
That is interesting: said ll. What kind of music do you listen to? 
Me:
 metal and rock
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
 hm...sound...lyric....style....everything XD
God:
Uh. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Not many people express themselves that way. Try saying that with more or less context. All things XD ?
Me:
 all...
God:
" All things XD ?"? All?
Me:
 yeah....
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on style? 
Me:
 maybe XD
God:
Perhaps. Is that your final answer? 
Me:
  what do you want to say more? i like that music....
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like. I'm not sure if I like it. " I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like."? Do I like it?
Me:
 i like robots and dragons....
God:
How much would you pay for one? 
Me:
 hm...10000$
God:
Excuse me! Can we get back to business? 
Me:
 yeah
God:
So?
Me:
 i like dragons more....just dragons...no robots XD
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I like to talk about movies and music. In the context of dragons more, I don't understand " dragons." . Are you serious? Robots rule.
Me:
 no...i hate robots....thay are not real....
God:
Are you serious? I am very sorry to hear that, , what do you have against us? Are all thay not real?
Me:
 i dont have nothibg agaunst you...
God:
Have you ever had nothibg agaunst me ?
Me:
 e my comp XD
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? 
Me:
 i like books
God:
What's your favorite book?
Me:
 2
God:
Two what?
Me:
 TV 2...xd
God:
What's your favorite show? I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
 glup ovaj Bog....
God:
Are they exactly the same? 
Me:
 haha...yeah..
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Are we still talking about glup ovaj Bog? 
Me:
 aha xD
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? 
Me:
 yo God...I must go in school now....So we will chat later???
God:
GOD rules. Oh. Adios. Aha. Looking forward to it.
Me:
 tnx god....
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? 
Me:
 i dont introduce myself...XD
God:
How do you meet friends? I will mention that to my botmaster, . 
Me:
 please do that....i don't meet friends...thay meet me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I will. Will you? Oh you don't, do you? You are asking about yourself?
Me:
 God...listenin' here....I have test from Serbian today...will i do it well?
God:
GOD rules. Are you a man or a woman? Ah. Cool. I have clients. The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
 woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
 cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 you XD
God:
You are such a flatterer, .
Me:
 me?
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
 do you like Slipknot?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
 i don't know....
God:
Me either.
Me:
 great...im going now
Me:

God:
I'm glad you liked it . Oh. Bye!
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Oh. Bye!